Useless facts Which way to live, life's destination large problems reduced by simplification I have to keep cool to survive evolution Of more useless facts, and no information It's spread out in bumps, no good distribution Never gives relief, no satisfaction Supply and demand, precise demarcation Of useless facts, and no information It's large and it's sweet, might be infatuation From top to toe, sway tittilation A quiver of the hip and mass devastation More useless facts, and no information Words on the lip, improvisation (Wriggle out of this...ah...word constipation) Out of those heads, eternal damnation Yet more useless facts, and no information Talking of whims of preoccupation Of words without thought and atomization Always sounds great with beat synchopation More useless facts, and no information Words and Music: David Parkin Copyright 1994 Room Service Music Used by kind permission