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Well here is a few reviews of some movies that are great or sucks big time.
and if you think I'm NOT nice to some actor, director etc. That ain't my problem
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(and dont mail me and complain about the spelling -Ok, it's my way or the highway ! )

 

 

 

-The greatest underwater movie ever.

Title: The Abyss
Starring: Ed Harris, Bill Paxton, Mary Elisabeth Mastrianto
Director: James Cameron.
Info: This is the greatest underwater movie that I have ever seen. The effects in this movie is awsome. This is James Cameron's favorite movie. This movie exsicts in to version one original and a Special Edition. The Special Edition is 23 minutes longer with a nother ending. (The ending that Jim wanted from the begining.) The story is simple, A underwater oil rig is going to help a few SEALS to retrive a few missiles from a submarine wreck. But the aint alone in the abyss. There is something more deep down in the water. And it ain't human.

 

-In Space no one can here you Scream.

Title: Alien
Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, John Hurt etc.
Director: Ridley Scott.
Info: If you havn't seen any alien movie before go see this one first. This alien movie is'nt an action/sci-fi movie like Aliens or Alien - Resurrection. This is more a thriller/sci-fi movie. and its a movie you cant see very many times. But it is a great movie. One of the best in its genre. Ridley Scott makes what many directors cant handle in this kind of movie. And that is to keep the viewers awake at all time. This is a movie that I recomend. Even if i like se sequal much more.

 

 

-Expresse Elivator to Hell.. Going Down.

Title: Aliens
Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Michael Behin, Bill Paxton, Lance Henricksen etc.
Director: James Cameron.
Info: What can I say this movie Rulez big time. Alien was a great sci-fi thriller. Thanks to Ridly Scott. No one thought that James Cameron colud do a movie that was that good. And never a movie that was better. But they where shocked when they saw it. Aliens is the nr one kickass movie. The effects created by Mr Stan Winston is still amazing. This movie is about a special forces group that are going to investigate a colloni that they have lost contact with. And they fear the worst, Aliens!! If you thought that T2 contained some cool lines like "I'll be back" and all that. Then you must see this one these lines are even greater.

 

 

-You can run but you cant hide.

Title: Alien 3
Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Charles Dance, Charles S. Dutton, Lance Henriksen.
Director: David Fincher
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nfo: This is the third Alien movie (thats what the nr 3 stands for) and it's the one i dont like. This movie is more like the first Alien move then the second. But it is far from as good as Ridley Scott's. This is a boring movie. Sometimes ist great but in the end you feel like this movie is to long. This was David Fincher's first movie and I think his second Seven with Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman is much better. Alien 3 is a Sci-fi Thriller that si good but nothing else.

 

 

Title: Alien - Resurrection
Starring: Sigourney Weever, Ron Perlman, Winona Ryder etc.
Director: Jean-Pierre Jeunet.
Info: Well, What can I say. The Alien movies are som of the best movies in the world (even if Alien 3 sucks). Aliens is the best movie and probably one of the best movies ever. And it aint hard to figure out that Aliens is Jean-Pierre Jeunet's favorite. This one is in many ways the same. A gang of mean mother fuckers trying to kill some even meaner creatures. And it's a kick ass movie. Even if I don't like the end. And one thing that is for sure is that Ripley aka Weever is the tuffest women in this universe. So if you like Aliens go see this movie it is great. And if you dont like Aliens then fuck off.

 

 

-Bad Boys, Whatcha gonna do?

Title: Bad Boys
Starring: Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Tea Leoni etc.
Director: Michael Bay.
Info: This was a real suprise for me. I didnt really Exspect any thing from this movie. But it was great. Bad Boys is a movie you can se a a lot. It has a great humor. Michael Bay is great director, He makes this movie full of action and humor. Will Smith is better in this movie the in ID4. And Matrin Lawrence is great in this movie.
The Story is like any other cop movie. Bad dudes steel drugs, leves a whtiness. And its now up to the good gus to protect the witness and kill the bad gus.

 

 

-The bat in black is back!

Title: Batman & Robin
Starring: George Clooney, Arnold Schwarezengger, Alicia Silverstone, Uma Thurman etc.
Director: Joel Shumacher
Info: Oh if it isn't the rubber men. Oh im sorry now they aint alone Batbabe aka Alicia Silversone has joined the rubberforce. (I wonder what will happen next, the batdog? some kind of mutant?) Well this time they are up against there worst enemies ever (havent I heard that before?) And this time it's mister cold... I mean Freeze aka Arnie and Poison Yve aka Uma Thurman.
When I saw Batman for the first time I thought it was a great movie, I still do. But now there is no blood and gore in the movies an I hate that. (Please i beg you don't do the same ting to Spawn.) The only thing that is good with this movie is Alicia because she is a major babe. George because he is great in from dusk till dawn. Uma because??....skip here. Arnie because his really icey lines. Even if thay aint as good as I'll be back and that stuff. One line I really miss is. -Is it cold in here or is it just me?.

 

 

-We got our selves a Broken Arrow

Title: Broken Arrow
Starring: John Travolta, Christian Slater, Samantha Mathis etc.
Director: John Woo.
Info: I didnt no what to think when I was going to see this movie for the first itme. The only movie I had seen directed by John Woo was Hard Target starring Van Damme. And that was not one of my favorite movies. But after had seen only the few minutes I new this was going to be a great movie. In this action packed movie John Woo really keeps the tempo up. John Travolta plays great as the bad dude in John Woo's new movie Face/Off John plays the good dude wonder if he can do that as good? Christian Slater plays also great as the good dude. Smantha Mathis plays also great.
The Story is simple Travolta and Slater are going to do a test flight with a stealth armed with newclear missiles. Travolta takes controle over the plane and takes the missiles.

 

 

-Be ware of Forrest Norris

Title: Forrest Warriors
Starring: Chuck Norris
Director: Aaron Norris
Info: Woe this is one shity movie, Chuck Norris is getting old. i have never seen him as a good fighter in the movie buissnes and with this movie he just makes it worse. in this movie he is the Forrset spirit and he sucks. The best actor in this movie is a bear. If it was'nt for the Bear i wouldnt have had the power to stay awake. The movie is about Chuck "Forrest" Norris being the forrest spirit that has the power of a bear, wolf and a eagle..original!

Warning! If you like movies like Aliens , T2 , Happy Gilmore , Scream etc. Then this is not a movie for you. This is a movie for every one who likes "my little pony". And if you are a Chuck Norris fan, Go see this movie and get a new fan, It's just to admit "Forrest" Norris is getting old.