Detta är ett bidrag från min arbetsledare Don Corleone.
Tyvärr på engelska men jävligt kul.
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THE REALITY
OF LIFE
God created the mule, and told him, "You will
be a mule, working
constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back.
You
will eat grass and you lack intelligence. You will live for 50
years".
The mule answered, "To live like this for 50 years is too much.
Please,
give me no more than 20". And it was so.
Then God created the dog, and told him, "You
will hold vigilance over
the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion.
You
will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years".
And the dog responded, 'Lord, to live 25 years as a dog is too
much.
Please, no more than 10 years". And it was so.
God then created the monkey, and told him,
"You are a Monkey. You shall
swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny,
and
you shall live for 20 years".
And the monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as
the clown of
the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no more than
10 years".
And it was so.
Finally, God created Man and told him, "You
are Man, the only rational
being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have
mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the
earth
and live for 20 years."
And the man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too
little.
Please, Lord, give me the 20 years the mule refused, the 15 years
the
dog refused, and the ten years the monkey rejected".
And it was so, God made Man to live 20 years
as a man.
Then marry and live 20 years like a mule working and carrying heavy
loads on his back;
then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding
his
house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry;
then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like
a clown
to amuse his grandchildren."