First off some lines from us..
This 'Guardian' lives in a place called Hällesåker, which is located not far from Gothenburg,Sweden..
His human name is Daniel Walllgren (with 2 l, not 3,well 3 if you count the one in his first name)
He was born into this world by two normal human parents (their name will be kept secret)
Hello I'm a 'Guardian',, but don't say that to these scientist, I think that they still see me as a human..
Yeah, right Daniel, you still think that,, now shut up and answer these questions..
Q: how would you describe your body, how tall?, how much do you weight??
A: ok, my shoe number is 11,2", I'm 6 FT 1 short, 12 stone 4 lb light, my waist is 32", my legs are 0,0005052 mile long or to make it more easy for you 0,8892 yards, blond hair 2" long , have two arms and some other thing that belong to the male anatomy..
Q: I think that covered everything.. how about your human family??
A: I have one mother,one father, and alot of forefathers,, I also have one annoying sister, one very annoying brother, and an extremely annoying 'fantasybrother'(like me,he's not a human,he's from a specie called Keeper)
Q: How old are you??
A: Well , So for I have reached 21,, but I'm aiming to reach 22 this summer,,I hope I reach it the 14th of july,, so that the people that bring me gifts that day have a good reason to do so..
Q: Do you have any pets??
A: Yes
Q: What kind of pets??
A: Cats
Q: Can you tell us something about the cats??
A: I suppose I can
Q: THEN DO IT
A: Ok, I have two cats 2,5 ft long(from paw to paw while lying down), one of them almost 1 ft thick, their names are Whiskey and Puzzel, me and the cats usually play'disturb the one's who's sleeping', but they always win(haven't slept for 24 hours now), or we play 'flip cat that sleeps', the record for that is four flips before he bit me..
Q: Do you have any job??
A: Yes
Q: *sob*, where do you work??
A: Collins and Aikman, Västra Frölunda
Q: I heard that you play Bowling, in what club?, and do you play some other sports?
A: I play for the club Ascot BK,, I also play paint ball for De mutbara
Q: Do you listen to music??
A: Yes
Q: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
A: oh, you mean what kind aswell,, well,, mostly Manowar, Running Wild and Blind Guardian,but I can listen to most kinds of music..
Q: Ok, is there anything else we should know of you?
A: Yes, I saw a tree once..
Q: Ohh, ok, I don't think that people are interested in that.. Anything else?
A: Yes, I'm allergic to grass and some other trees and plant I can't remember ,I also allergic to poisonous snakebites,spider bites and scorpion stings,I have a friend, from time to time I also have beard,drinks coca-cola, own some CD's, can both read and write, own computer and modem, was the swedish champion in bowling within the 'industrial-union' last year(96), have never tried water skiing, searching for girlfriend(are you interested then send me an email), I have a headache(hopefully only temporary)..
Well ,that was all he had to say.. I must say that he's hiding his intelligens very good.. No sign of it here!
If you have any questions then just us an email to mj26059@janus.swipnet.se
Or to the 'Guardian' himself on Daniel.wallgren@swipnet.se
We are still looking for a female to him,, if any of you happen to know one, or even are one, the send an email to us immediately.. So the race can live on so that the next generations scientists can have something to study..