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   * Better save that.  We'll need it for the autopsy.
   * "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
   * Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
   * Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
   * Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie
   * Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
   * Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
   * There go the lights again...
   * "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two
     of'em.
   * Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
   * Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my
     concentration off.
   * What's this doing here?
   * I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
   * That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
   * Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
   * Sterile, schmedle.  The floor's clean, right?
   * What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...
   * OK, now take a picture from this angle.  This is truly a freak of
     nature
   * This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
   * Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
   * Don't worry.  I think it is sharp enough.
   * What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
   * FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
   * Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!