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Sekreterare Ungdomsansvarig
Namn: Tom
Fredriksson
Ålder: 42 år
Bor: Gillbergavägen i Eskilstuna
Arbetar: Läser data på Komvux
Senast lästa bok: Javascript för webben
Favoritmat: Stark Thailändsk
Favoritdryck: Kall öl
Skulle jag ta med till en öde Ö:
Beror på hur länge jag måste stanna,ett fiskespö,
kall öl,och en bärbar dator.
Om jag fick ändra på vad jag ville här i världen vad
skulle jag ändra på då?
Då skulle jag ta över regeringens pinne och styra landet.
Berätta en rolig historia:
A man visits his doctor.
"I think I have a problem, doc,"
said the patient.
"One of my balls has turned blue."
The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die
if they didn`t have his testicle removed.
"Are you crazy?!" exclaimed the patient, "How could I
let you do such a
thing to me?"
"Do you want to die?"
, asked the doctor rhetorically,
and the patient had to agree to have his testicle removed.
But two weeks after the operation, he
came back.
"Doc, I don`t know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue
too."
Again, the doctor told him that if he wants to live,
his other testicle
must be cut off too. And again, the man was very reluctant.
"Hey, do you want to die?", asked the doc, and the patient had to
agree to
the operation.
But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returned to the
doctor.
"I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now completely
blue."
After briefly examining the patient once again, the doc gives him the
bad news. If he wants to live, his penis has to go.
Of course, he did not want to hear about it. "You really want to die?",
asked the doctor.
"But... how do I pee?"
"We`ll install an plastic pipe, and there will be no problem."
So, the penis is removed and a while after the operation, the unfortunate
man again returns the doctor`s office.
He is very angry.
"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue."
"What?"
"Can you tell me what a hell is happening?"
So, the doctor examined the patient more carefully this time, and says,
"Hmmmm, I think the jeans is losing colour......"