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"The 'Elite' BBS"
Written BY:
The Skank
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Note: This file may offend those without a sense of humor- if don't have one,
you may totally irrationalize the left side of your brain and fry like a worm
on hot asphalt. In other words don't read any further.
Quick Quote-
"Its called a sense of humor. You should get one, they're nice."-
Duckie, from the movie "Pretty in Pink"
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The 'Elite' BBS. Their everywhere. Very easy to identify also. Just
look for the 'Only Elite' or 'Elite Only' behind the name of the BBS. In some
cases, the word 'Elite' is incorporated in the name of BBS. None will be
mentioned as there are some 'Elite' boards that may be offended that actually
deserve the word Elite. But you get the picture.
How to spot the 'Elite' board:
Only Elite Users- no one with a modem less than 2 years
Only Elite Posting- no rag wars or anything below elite quality
Spankin' new wares- nothing older than 1 day
Warp speed modems- anything slower than 9600 and you're in the dust
In the following file is a simulated call at 'The Elite BBS'. And of course the
software is what else ?
"The Elite BBS Software: For Elite BBS's".....
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RING
LOGIN: ?
(notice the elusive cover of LOGIN)
LOGIN: umm anyone there?
LOGIN:
(apparently not one of the 'elite'!)
RING
LOGIN: OPEN SAYS ME
(original eh?)
The door opens and you enter....
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| | _______ __ __ __________ _______
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| | /::___ /:: /:: /:: /::___
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| | /::_____ /::_____ /:: /:: /::_____
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| | _______ _______ _______
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| | /::___/:: /::___/:: /::____
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| | /::___/:: /::___/:: _____/::
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| |_____________________________________________________________________
|______________________________________________________________________/
(Notice the superb text graphics- awesome!)
[:| Account |:] 783
(pretty high account number- must be alot of elite users! or a scitsophrantic
sy
sop..)
[:| Pass-word |:] XXXXXXXXXXXX
[:| 2nd Pass |:] XXXXXXXXXXX
[:| Phone # |:] 212/ 980-1212
[:| System Pass |:] XXXXXXXX
[:| >Wait< |:]
(high security so none of the non-elite can attempt to get on!)
| Welcome SULPHURIC ASH, <- original handles to say the least
| You were last on
| The Elite BBS : 06/30/88
| Todays Date : 07/01/88
| Total Time on : 54 hours 16 minutes
| Last Caller : CYANIDE INJECTION
|_______________________________________
(all of the needed info we would die without..)
[ You have mail waiting! ] Read it now ? YES ]
(Oh goody! someone wants to talk to me!)
| The Elite Mail System
| From : ENDOSPASMIC RECTUM <- again, quite original handles
| Date : 06/30/88
| Subject: Hey....
|_____________________________________________________________________________
I have had that ware for over 2 weeks now! talk about old! Did you get any new
codes? If so, tell me what they are- I can't hack them out myself cause I'm not
elite..latre
[ A/C/D/Quit ] Auto Reply
Title: Well...
| Enter your Elite Message now, 80 columns 4k max- .s quicksave
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If you're not Elite what are you doing on this board ? Only ELI{axz!da{{atab{
Oops. Sorry bout' the line noise. ONLY ELITE USERS!!!!!!
(carriage returns)
Latre,
Sulph Ash
.s
[ Saving your Elite Message... ]
[ Saved! ]
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LOGON MESSAGE:
BY: MR. SYSOP
DATE: 06/29/88
I know that the 9600bps modem is slow for all of you, but bear with me
until I can get that 19200 working. Thank you for being such ELITE users.
Mr. Sysop
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(what a sweet sysop. Makes me feel so elite. 9600bps is slow?)
[|:34:| The Elite BBS :|] B
Bulletins
(all right! get to see the nifty posting!)
[|: The Elite Board 1-100 :|] 100
| To : Milk Dude
| From: FLOWER MONSTER
| Date: 07/01/88
| Subj: This
|____________________________________________________________________________
whole BBS is for the Elite only, not for people who just got their modems.
_
/-lower /\/\onster
(quite the ELITE signature. text graphic here, text graphic there, here a text
graphic, there a text graphic, everywhere a text graphic...)
[ A/N/S/Quit ] Quit
[|: The Elite Board 1-100: |] 99
| To : All
| From: MILK DUDE
| Date: 07/01/88
| Subj: Modems..
|____________________________________________________________________________
I just got a 300 baud modem. Is that good? Well, I think I'll go get some brand
new warez- just got flight simulator- anybody got it ? Oh by the way, I'm new
and I hope that I can become friends with each and everyone on this board.
||\\//||ilk DUDE!
(is this guy elite or what?)
[ A/N/S/Quit ] Auto-Reply
Is this via The Elite Mail System ([Y]/N) YES
Title: .......
| Enter your Elite Message now, 80 columns 4k max- .s quicksave
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How did you ever get on this board. You are a loser. Where'd you get the login
and system pass?
Sulph Ash
.s
(where'd you get your personality?)
[ Saving your Elite Message...]
[ Saved! ]
[|: The Elite Board 1-100 :|] Quit
(man we posted alot!)
[|:30:| The Elite BBS :|] X
Turbo Elite Transfers
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|\| The Elite BBS EliteTAC 6.1z |/|
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Top Ten Elite Blocks Top Ten Leeches Blocks
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MirrororriM 234123 Sulphuric Ash 432853
Health Nut 234122 Endospamic Rectum 417175
Bottle'o'Pop 234121 Acid Reaction 398657
Peppy 234120 Cool Whip 384893
Karateka 234119 Chains&Bondage 312422
Drug Addict 234118 Nuclear Condom 302183
Mr. Sysop 234117 Mr. Sysop 302123
Killer Panty 234116 The Parasite 293272
Farmer Ted 234115 Opaque Lengerie 282931
Tenth Ammendment 234114 Ten Commandments 10
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| Note: Don't upload anything you think might even be slightly old- only the
| newest warez- unless requested. And no text files as they take up space.
| Thank you for being so ELITE.
| Mr. Sysop
|___________________________________________________________________________
Space used, vol. 1 -60 -> 121002k Space Free -> 160598k
Space used, vol. 61-120 -> 201324k Space Free -> 80276k
Total Space: 550megs
(text files take up space? what space? this place only has 563200k total..)
Your credits: 21345
12-1 block ratio
Protocol:
| [ Y ] Ymodem Batch
| [ X ] Xmodem ProDOS
| [ W ] Wmodem
| [ Z ] Zmodem
| [ T ] Turbo Modem
| [ Q ] Qmodem Batch
| [ E ] Elite Modem
(nice wide variety of protocols)
Choose:E
Elite Modem
Timout Transfer interval set on ELITE
[|:28:| Elite Transfer :|] Directory
[|:1/2 day old //e UTILITIES:|]
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|# |Name |TYP|Blks |Xmd |
| | | | | |
|01|PROTERM.2.2z |DDD|243 |1034 |
|02|COPY.2.PLUS.8.5 |DDD|278 |1285 |
|03|D.O.A. |DDD|234 |987 |
|04|APPLEWORKS.3.1S1|DDD|279 |1301 |
|05|APPLEWORKS.3.1S2|DDD|256 |1115 |
|06|APPLEWORKS.3.1S3|DDD|201 |892 |
|07|APPLEWORKS.3.1S4|DDD|267 |1162 |
|08|HD.MANGER.2.1.S1|DDD|189 |798 | <- WOW, a file under 200 blocks
|09|HD.MANGER.2.1.S2|DDD|298 |1560 |
|10|PEN.PENCIL.S1 |DDD|202 |894 |
|11|PEN.PENCIL.S2 |DDD|212 |914 |
|12|PEN.PENCIL.S3 |DDD|254 |1110 |
|13|PEN.PENCIL.S4 |DDD|264 |1155 |
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(talk about latest wares!)
[|:28:| Elite Transfer :|] Log a volume
Current: 1
Volume: 50
[|:27:| Elite Transfer :|] Directory
[|: 1/2 day old //e WARES :|]
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|# |Name |TYP|Blks |Xmd |
| | | | | |
|01|KING.QUEST.4.S1 |DDD|243 |1034 |
|02|KING.QUEST.4.S2 |DDD|278 |1285 |
|03|KING.QUEST.4.S3 |DDD|234 |987 |
|04|KING.QUEST.4.S4 |DDD|279 |1301 |
|05|KING.QUEST.4.S5 |DDD|256 |1115 |
|06|KING.QUEST.4.S6 |DDD|201 |892 |
|07|KING.QUEST.4.S7 |DDD|267 |1162 |
|08|KING.QUEST.4.S8 |DDD|189 |798 |
|09|KING.QUEST.4.S9 |DDD|298 |1560 |
|10|KING.QUEST.4.S10|DDD|202 |894 |
|11|KING.QUEST.4.S11|DDD|212 |914 |
|12|KING.QUEST.4.S12|DDD|254 |1110 |
|13|KING.QUEST.4.S13|DDD|264 |1155 |
|14|KING.QUEST.4.S14|DDD|202 |894 |
|15|KING.QUEST.4.S15|DDD|212 |914 |
|16|KING.QUEST.4.S16|DDD|254 |1110 |
|17|KING.QUEST.4.S17|DDD|264 |1155 |
|18|KING.QUEST.4.S18|DDD|202 |894 |
|19|KING.QUEST.4.S19|DDD|212 |914 |
|20|KING.QUEST.4.S20|DDD|254 |1110 |
|21|KING.QUEST.4.S21|DDD|264 |1155 |
|22|KING.QUEST.4.S22|DDD|202 |894 |
|23|KING.QUEST.4.S23|DDD|212 |914 |
|24|KING.QUEST.4.S24|DDD|254 |1110 |
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