WORTHLESS KNOWLEDGE!

Here´s a bunch of extremely valuable facts which noone can manage without... You just have to know this to be able to keep up the talk of the town...

Extremely worthless knowledge.
I don´t understand?
I know!
Celebrities who met me.
Famous biketrips.
Proposal about unusual dates.





Extremely worthless knowledge...

  • Once upon a time I knew pi with 40 decimals by heart (3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971). Now I only know 7... (3.1415926).
  • I have gone by train (1:st class) from Karlstad to Arvika without paying the ticket!
  • In the middle of the 80'th when me and Labbe was doing some work as discjockey´s, we sometimes arranged dance-contests. Now, 15 years later I can tell you it didn´t have anything with dance to do.... It was always the most goodlooking girl who won!
  • Me and my ex-girlfriend was out and did a little traintrip in Tjeck Rebublic. We sat in a compartment and there is an older couple coming inside it, they speak German... The woman is a little fumbling and drops a lot of things. There is such a mess. My ex-girlfriend and I make jokes about it in Swedish. Some stations later when the couple will leave the train the man says in bright Swedish 'Tack för resesälskapet' (Thank you for the company).
  • I have been a vegetarian for a year.
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    I don´t understand...

  • If, as they say, time can heal all wounds, why is the ambulance then always in such a hurry?
  • Why has "round the clock opened" shops a lock on the door?
  • If you are driving faster than light and then turn your lights on, what happends?
  • If you are very happy it says you are in seventh heaven. What´s wrong with the first six?
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    I know!

  • In the book 'The hitch hiker´s guide to the galaxy' by Douglas Adams (read it, soooo good!) it says that the meaning of life = 42. This is wrong! Me, I know the answer to the question "What is the meaning of life?".
  • I know where the paradise is! Just outside of Eksjo on road no 128! Check the sign PARADISE.
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    Swedish celebrities who met me (and what they said)!

  • Magnus Uggla - Hi, cool sweater you have! (Met M Uggla at Hötorget in Stockholm and said "Hi Magnus", we had the same type of sweaters 1982)
  • Dilba - Thanks for the dance. (After a dance in discoteque 'Europa' Karlstad 1989)
  • Björn Borg - Can I play with you in your box? (At the Black-Jack table at Riche in Stockholm 1993)
  • Rebecca De Ruvo - No. (Answering my question "Do you go here often?", Vetlanda hotel 1996)
  • Jerry Williams - Hello! (Answering my "Hello, Erik" downtown Sollentuna 1990)
  • Björn Skifs - Thanks. (After asking where Hotel Sara Winn was located, Karlstad 1992)
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    Famous biketrips, from Vetlanda to my home (20km) at night.

  • After about 10 km there is a real steap uphill... At this biketrip I belived the uphill-cycling was special bad done my me. So what do you do? Well, when you are at the top, you turn around and go down again to do it once more but this time better! Acually the second time was much much worse... (1997).
  • These biketrips are always done in the night. In the night it´s dark. In other words, it´s good to have a bike-light which is working. In some of the trips the light has gone broken and in one of these times I also had a pizza (in a box) on my packet-holder of my bike. It was as dark as it can be this night and in a curve, the road turned more than I did. I went right into the ditch. When I finally get home I´m not hungry and I put the pizza in the fridge. The next day, when I will eat my pizza there´s a lot of funny noises when I chew... crunch cruch. Aahhh the piza has a lot of gravel on it!
  • The next time when the light get broken I manage to take me almost home. I have just 7 km left. In a sharp left-turn there is some letter-boxes, I know this and I try to keep out to the right as I take the curve in rather high speed. Although I drive right into the letter-boxes, do a somersault and end up sitting on the ground. What do you do? Hahaha well, you just laugh and love the whole world....
  • If it´s not the light which makes trouble it can be something else, like the chain. Once the chain fell off and got stuck in the wheel. I had 10 km left to go. It didn´t matter how I tried, I could not get the chain back in place again. The bike I was riding wasn´t my own and when it didn´t have a lock, I didn´t want to leave it out in the forest. I carried the bike with me all the way home.... 10 km!
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    Proposal about unusual dates with your girl/boy-friend.

  • Steal a rowing-boat in the middle of the night and take a moonlight-trip (remember to put the boat back!).
  • Call in sick for a Tuesday and go to a little "summertown". Get a table by the window in an empty restaurant in the middle of the day.
  • Go horsebackriding.
  • Take the bus out in the countryside faaaaar away, get off the bus when you have no idea of where you are and let the adventure begin.
  • Sneak into an old castle or palace with two bottles of wine.
  • Make your favourite junkfood and play Monopoly the whole night long.
  • Have a pillow-fight.
  • Eat your dinner up on a roof. Bring a blanket and wait for the stars.
  • Pop in to a lesson of traditional dance.
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