01.13.99: From Staffan "The Crossfire" Berg
Drunk slogan!
Itīs sure delightful to be drunk like hell!

01.13.99: From GIR
Obstinate never gets wise!

01.27.99: From Mark
RockīnīRoll All Nite
You wanted the best and you got it! The hotest band in the world, KISS!

02.01.99: From Mia & Cidde
Hi Pelle! Your homepage is the most beautiful we ever seen!!! Maybe a little to little nude girls (according to Mia), but you canīt get everything.

02.01.99: From H.H.K. Bergdahl
About the caslte in Boden
It was damned the nicest I ever heard since i got confirmated.

02.02.99: From Principal clerk H.H.K Bergdahl (again!)
Question
DO YOU WANT A FIG???

02.03.99: From Tyko Jonsson
Karl-Bertils father is wrathful...
I have feed a COMMUNIST at my bosom!!!

02.20.99: From the gravedigger
Hard times...
Hard to live, when noone dies...

02.20.99: From Edwina Currie, politician
Some of my collegues think that itīs so important with family, so they choose to have more than one.

03.15.99: From Zac
I only wanted to thank you for the WONDERFUL tasks you arrange for me.....

03.16.99: From Zac
I think itīs so fun to sit here and write a lot of rubbish, I believe itīs extremely funny because you donīt have to think about going to work tomorrow, oo now I bacame sad ohohohohohohohohoh ohohohohohohoh look a liffle wrong-spelling oh, now again but I donīt have to think about work when I have to consentrate on my spelling. A little word of advice from me: When you see the dawn in the window PULL DOWN THE CURTAIN!!!

04.09.99: From Zac
Only me
Donīt you get any messages no more? I hope you had a good Easter!!!!!

04.15.99: From Brisa
There was a little boy that had a bad genius. His dad gave him a full bag of nails and told him that each time he lost his pacience he should hit one nail on the wood that surrounds the house yard. In the first day he put 37 nails on the wood and gradually the number was decreasing. The little boy find out that it was more easy to control his genius than hit nails on to the wood. Finally, It came the day that the boy didn't lose control about his genius. He told that to his father who suggested him to remove each nail he had putted, for each day he could control his genius. The days passed by and finally the boy could tell his father that there were no more nails to be removed. The father took his hand and show him the wood outside. And He said: - You did good boy, but take a look on to the wood. It will never be the same again. When you say angry things, they leave scar like this one. You can hurt a man with a knife and get out the knife after that, and it doesn't mind how many times you say you're sorry, the hurt will continue there. A verbal hurt is so much bad as a fisic one. Friends are a rare jewels. Friends make you smile. Friends encorages you to have success. They always listen to you, and they have some confort word and always want to open their heart for you. Keep this in mind before get angry with someone.

06.30.99: From Max
Heard in the street.
-Hi, How is it?
-Well, I was sober this morning but now it's starting to be ok!

08.15.99: From Eisenhower
Heard in the contryside...
Now it will be other buns, said the old woman, and shited on the bakery-plate... hahaha...so blo..y, timeless fun.

09.12.99: From Putte L.
Exhortation to Leffe.
YOU SHALL HAVE A BEER!

10.19.99: From Marcoolio
Selfadmire
I am the best, No protest, Fuck the rest, Horse!

11.04.99: From Crossfire
MORE ALCOHOOOOOL
1:st Renat (of course!)
2:nd Kronvodka
3:d Absolut
4:th Jagermeister
5:th Wyborowa