1. Make sure you are two persons to do the mounting. None of you must never done it before!
2. Take a new-bought satelite-dish with a direction-for-use as large as a stamp!
3. Start the mounting approx 00:30 AM a cold winter night!
4. None of you knows in which direction south, north, east and west is!
5. Choose a proper place. Make sure the cabel is long enough!
6. Go to the nearest house with a satelite-dish to look in which direction itīs pointing. Remember that in the middle of the night itīs dark. Go back and get a flashlight!
7. Try to remember the direction of the satelite-dish at the other house. For saftey, go back once more and look again!
8. Put your satelite-dish in the same (as you belive) direction as the other was.. and look... thereīs a big tree just where the dish is pointing!
9. Take it down again and choose a better place. When itīs vinter and snow, it isnīt easy to know that the best place happens to be in a flower-field!
10. One of you stays outside by the dish, the other sits inside in the warm and cozy cottage and check the TV. Donīt switch places, itīs unnessecary for both of you to freeze your ass off!
11. After about 1 hour of pointing here and pointing there, GIVE UP! Slap the dish with your hand and go inside!
12. Just for fun, try some different adjustments on the receiver and the TV. What???? What is this??? German TV-programs?? I never had German TV-programs before!
13. Go outside and make some small adjustments on the dish!
14. Wow! Eurosport, MTV, Movie-channels.... hereīs everything!!!
15. Go to bed. Itīs almost 4 AM. Do not forget the lamp over the bed by your partner (joke between me and Goran)!