Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble -Will Smith-Jeff Townes-P. Harris- Performed by Will Smith Listen homeboys, don't mean to bust your bubble, but girls of the world ain't nothin' but trouble! So the next time a girl gives you a play, just remember my rhymes and get the hell away. Just last week when I was walking down the street, I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet. I walked up to her. I said "Hello". She said "Hey, you're kinda cute". I said "Yes, I know but by the way, sweetheart, what's your name?" She said "My friends like to call me Exotic Elaine" I said "My name is the Prince". And she said "Why?" I said "Well, I don't know, I'm just a hell-of-a-guy, but enough about me yo, let's talk about you, and all the wonderful things that you and I can do." I puffed dash and a little bit of time... I showed some cash and the girl was mine! I toured her over town, I wined her and dined her. She asked me "Did I like her?". I said "Well...kinda." All of a sudden she just jumped outta seats, snatched me up by my wrist and took me out in the street! She started grabbin' all over me, kissin' 'n' huggin', so I shoved her away! I said "You better stop buggin'!" She got mad, looked me in in my face, threw her hands in the air and yelled out: - RAPE! I got scared when she started to yell, so I handed her my wallet and ran like hell! I was duddin' through the alleys, right and left. But hen the cops caught up they almost beat me to death! I was arrested with the charges of evade and assault. - Yo, Clancy, we got'im. - But it wasn't my fault! Never the less, don't mean to bust your bubble, but girls of the world ain't nothin' but trouble! So the next time a girl gives you the play, Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away! I was in a bar one Friday night. Coolin', watchin' a Mike Tyson fight. I was maxin' n' relaxin', sippin' a Tequila, when this girl walked up. She said "Hi, my name's Sheila". I responded by saying "Hello". She paid for my drink and then said "Let's go". Twenty minutes later, things where starting to cook, as we pulled into her house. I said "I'm with you Toots!" The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses. She started drinkin' and makin' little passes at me. She grabbed me closer but as she got bold she started feelin' up my back. I said "Oh, your hands are cold!" We went into her bedroom thinkin' of one thing. Took the phone of the hook to avoid the annoying ring. I caressed her body, then I kissed her cheek. And that's when I observed those satin-made sheets. I felt that it was time for me to make my move. I thought "I'd better hurry up before I busted the groove." I leaned down to kiss her, but from out of the blue, a door slammed and a voice said "Baby, where are you?!" Her boyfriend busted in. He grinned at me real grim 'n' said: "Boy, I'ma tear your butt lim-from-lim!" I was scared as hell, where was I supposed to go? I just yelled Geronimo and jumped out the window. Just my luck, we where in a snowstorm, and all I had was my underwear on to keep me warm. And to top the night off, I had to break in my place, because my keys where in my pants back on Sheila's bookcase. I was done, sneezin' and coughin'. (Atchooo!) I hope this doesn't happen' too often... But never the less, don't mean to bust your bubble, But girls of the world ain't nothin' but trouble! So the next time a girl gives you the play, just remember my rhymes and get hell away! - Yo, man, you think they see your point? - I don't know man, I don't think they really do. - I think you shuold give 'em another example man. - A'aight, give me scratch. Just make it funky right here... I got a ring on my phone Mat 5:th last year. I was my girlfriend Betty, I said : - Hello dear! I was just about to call you. I got couple tickets to the Run D.M.C. concert! - I'm wit it! - It's six o'clock now. At eight, will you be ready? - Yeah! - A'aight, fine. See ya then Betty! I combed my hair, washed and brushed my teeth, got funky fresh dressed in my Le Cox Sport Teeth(?). Got me ready, at eight I was ready to jet! Until Betty's mom said "Betty's not ready yet!" I sat there for at least an hour. It was ten after nine before she got in the shower! 9.35 - she comes downstairs and says: - I need a little longer to finish my hair." At ten o'clock we had bin missed the show. She comes downstairs and says "Let's go!" Go where? Go to sleep! I'm gone! I was steaming' like a demon as I drove home. But it just goes to show, not tryin' to bust your bubble, but girls of the world ain't nothin' but trouble! So the next time a girl gives you a play, just remember my rhyme, just remember my rhyme, take heed to my rhyme and get the hell away!