Code Red -Will Smith-P. Rock- Performed by Will Smith Here's a little story 'bout a Friday night! Buck-wild, 'cause, yo, that's kinda my style! Check it... On the town with my girl named K-B, And a bow-wow-wow yippie-yo-yippie, anyway... I was straight out illin'! Why do I say so? 'Cause, yo, my girl was home chillin'. Fancy restaurants, me and K-B frontin'. It was called Lay...um...Shay...um, somethin'. I was ready to attack her, uh, givin a sexy look like Dracula! A little bit of soft music playin', Dom Perignon, it was all, know what I'm sayin'? Every thing was lovely but then, what the damn! My girlfriend walked in! Oh my goodness, danger, trouble 'n' dread! Oh, I'm dead! Mayday, code red! Chorus My oh my, what am I to do? Gotta get away 'cause my girlfriends through! Uh, K, I gotta, uhm, well, see, there's, well, this uhm, excuse me! To the back with the mucho quickness! My girl's gonna kill me and leave no witnesses! I'm in the bathroom, hidin' like a punk. But there's bars on the windows, I can't jump! Exit stage left, quickly plan B! Gotta find a way that my girl won't see me! Crawlin' on the floor, I'm feelin' sick. Like this some old Charlie Chaplin-flick! Heart poundin' around a mile-a-minute! This time I really outdid it! Down on my hands 'n' knees on the floor. I'm lookin' at the front-door. Ready, set - make a dash! Her back is turned, maybe I can get past. I almost did it but then, damn, she turned her head! Code red... Break it deown... Chorus All was perfect, the ship was sailin'. But now it's sinkin', so yo, I'm bailin'! I kept runnin' even though she saw me, and I set and at home for my baby to call me. I watched a little TV. The phone started ringin' 'bout 12:23. I picked it up real slow and said: - Hrmmmm....hello? She wasn't havin' it! She snapped, went berserk, girl made my head hurt! I tried to be as cool as I could be. I said: "Ey! Wa'n't me!" She wasn't havin' that melody. Needless to say, she left me... Another brother just couldn't control his head. The other one. Code red.