Dumb Dancin'
-Jeff Townes-Will Smith-
Performed by Will Smith


Me 'n' my crew like to play around!
We llike to laugh 'n' joke 'n' have fun while we're goin' down!
Born 'n' raised in Philly,
we go jammin', jammin' jam, actin' silly!
We got a dance for you at a party,
that we'd like to introduce to everybody!
It ain't the HUmpty nor the Lambada.
More party fun than a dance piņata!
You may have seen it on my TV-show.
Yeah, I know, I dance like a pro.
'Cause I get busy 'n' I get loose G,
on a dancefloor can't anohter brother juice me,
'cause I'm smooth 'n' I moove loosly,
with a spin-over-kick like Bruce Lee!
C'mon get on the floor 'n' take a chance!
Everybody, it's time to dumb-dance!



Now what's a dumb-dance you might ask.
Well, let me take you to my dumb-dancin' class,
called "Dumb-dance; One on one".
That's where we teach smart people how to be dumb.
Here's the background 'n' here's whazzup!
Back in Philly, where we grew up, 
we used to party all the time!
Just playin' around 'n' make the Soul Train line!
But this old craze-line, the concept changed.
We put it to joint, got flipped 'n' rearranged.
The line turned in to a contestshow,
to see who could dance the worst not the best though!
So in Philly, the dance caught all fast.
People started challengin' me to dance.
So I got busy quicker than music was played up.
How you gonna beat me in a dance I made up?
Now you know that I can pro that body of mine, fine,
so I'm about to show that gut who thinks he can do it a bit better.
I'm the creator, originator so go and get a seat to sit down,
so I can demonstrate a dance that's easy to do 'n' you don't have to conterplate or move at all!
Just take a bit of a chance!
Everybody, it's time to dumbdance!