A Dog Is A Dog
-Will Smith-Hula-K. Fingers-D. Spradley-G. Clinton-L. Shider-K. Gambrell-
Performed by Will Smith and Dawn Murphy


Now I don't know what it is,
but I've had this problem since I was a little kid.
Girls where drawn to me.
You might be askin' your self,
how big of problem could that be?
Well, check this out, 'n' peep this here y'all!
Bein' this F-L-Y got pitfalls.
'Cause I got it rough.
'Cause one girl for me ain't never been enough!
'N' it seems like women can't handle when
your paintbrush is for more then one canvas.
But I gotta keep paintin' all night.
Picasso goin' till the break of dawn.
Now the way I play, the things I say,
never been a lie, 'cause I ain't that type of guy.
And that's why I get totally appalled,
when females say I ain't nothin' but a dog!

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Back in high-school
This girl named Tracy
Used to do her best to disgrace me.
She tried to destroy F-P.
She told all her friends I was a D-O-G.
But, yo, I swear that was a misunderstandin'.
But she seemed to think that I'd planned it.
She had this friend named Yvette.
Who wanted to double-date,
'cause she was likin' Jeff.
But I showed up all alone.
I told 'em that Jeff was sick back at home.
I said "I tried to call you!"
- But we can still double-date, ME plus y'all two!
She didn't get what the joke was all about.
So she smacked the taste out my mouth!
And when the hub 'n' the puff walked off.
And then  Tracy said:
- He ain't nothin' but a dog!

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Damn it, I ain't no dog,
And that's one of the names I refuse to be called!
'Cause that label just ain't fair yo!
Look I'm a prince,
I'm supposed to have a harem!
Well, of course I like you.
But I like her, and I like that other girl too!
What you mean "I'm just like them other singers"?
Look I don't see no rings on these fingers.
I ain't ready to settle down quite yet.
I wanna call my name on the night set!
I want a shoe-box with hundreds of love-notes.
I want my phone to ring till it's broke!
I wanna dance in France 'n' in Italy!
And girls in Egypt thinkin' just of me!
I wanna be in a mix, that's all!
But I guess, to you, I ain't nothin' but a dog!

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Talking
Ey yo baby can I rap to you for a second?
Ey, I just wanna TALK to tou. A'raight?
Now I wanna now WHY I gotta be a dog.
Why D-O-G gotta be referred to me.
Look baby, I'm twenty years old,
I'm makin' a little bit of money.
I'm just tryin' to see why.
I'm havin' some fun, y'know?
Yes, I do have a lot of friends.
Ah, well, associates.
I'd like to think of them of as 
"creative date associates", y'know?
I mean Yvette is my associate,
Don is my associate.
I mean, I'm just tryin' to enjoy myself,
but you keep callin' me a dog!
Oh, I'm a dog? (DOG!)
I'm a dog right? 
OK well.....ROUFF!

Chorus to fade