Charlie Mack (1st out of the limo)
-J. Townes-W. Smith-B. New-P. Harris-
Performed by Will Smith


Everywhere we go, down town or to a show, we have two necessities;
Charlie Mack and our limo.
?Cause he's not selfish? and he love our kids. 
Pay attention and let me tell you who Charlie-Mack is. 
He is our homeboy from around the block, he's regarded in the city as a hip-hop cop. 
Height about 6"6' weight about 290.
Everywhere I go Charlie Mack is right behind me.
He never laughs, never smiles nor sweats. 
He doesn't brake arms or legs, only spines or necks.
He ones killed a man cause he would not let go of his ???? and Parly-cree is a sucker,
Charlie-Mack would be Drago. 
He could bench about 300 pounds.
The cops all take a vacation when Charlie is in town. 
He the toughest around so everywhere that I go here goes.
He's Charlie-Mack and he's the first out the limo.

Chorus to
(No damn cop!)

Guess you wandering why he's the first out the limo, yo, 
let me give you this bit of info, 
so you know the things that Charlie can do and every single reason why Charlie is down with the crew.
The limo picks us up about half past six with the radio blastin' our latest hit.
It's me, Jeff, Ready-Rock,  Omaru and Yell. 
Charlie-Mack is up front as we depart the hotel. 
First we cause chaos when we rock the city juice. 
Then we stop at Burger King for a bite to eat. 
And if somebody is scooping while we're in the place, 
Charlie cancels his order and bites off  his face!
He's not a trouble-maker, in fact he's a trouble-braker, 
and if somebody gets down it'll only take  a second or two, 
after some fool snaps, the order is restored by my hero Charlie Mack. 
We walk out to the limo and head for the jam, Charlie cracks all the knuckles on both of his hands. 
And when come to the show the routine is unrehearsed.
It's just natural - that Charlie Mack hop out first. 
He clears the crowd without saying a word!
Man, that's the loudest silence I've ever heard. 
A lot of times guys tests him by trying to bug, he just leaves ringprints all over their mugs.
He's a terminator, Hercules of sorts.
Man, the hell with chess, he likes physical sports. 
You may not have known before but now you. 
The reason why Charlie Mack is the first out the limo!

Chorus

We'd like to apologize to all of our fans but please don't touch us when we're out on jams.
Cause Charlie don't like ?? when we're doin' a show!
And if he punches you, oh ooh!
Better get make-oh.
So to you weak rap tunes, tempers are hot!
Just because I got somethin' that you ain't got!
If you wanna get physichal, roudy 'n' try to ?bar? me,
I won't get excited, I'll just say "Yo Charlie!".
You should have been calm.
You shouldn't have snapped!
Charlie only hits you once 'n' now you're takin' a nap!
And when he leaves you decapitated crushed in the dust,
You look up and see your girl in the limo with us!
You may think that's enough, but I think not!
-   Charlie, hit his face again, I think you missed a spot.
I roll down the limo-window and with your buvelly eyes, 
you'll see your girl butt-naked and with Charlie on the side.
I'm serious!
I'm not jokin'.
No doubt , you know how many doubt his bones have been broken?
You may not have known before,
but now you know the reason why Charlie Mack is the first out the limo!

Chorus

????, we'd like to say this to you.
Buzz it, if you stepped into, you'd probably get beat up, plus get embarrased and laufged at,
by all of your friends.
And if you cross Charlie Mack it's the beginnin' of the end.
???, know it, you might not die sir.
But if you're not dead, you'd wish you were.
If you still wanna bug out, oh boy, let's go!
You van bug with Charlie Mack, cause he's the first out the limo.

Chorus to fade