Brand New Funk
-Will Smith-Jeff Townes-
Performed by Will Smith


Chorus

It's me!
Just out of the ordinary.
It's rather extraordinary. So, yo, bust this commentary.
A literary genius and a superior beat-creator have come together
and we a musical politician which we think is a remedy,
to cure all the dance-floors that's empty!
You wanna dance?
We got what you want!
Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince bustin' out with the brand new funk!

Chorus

It was kind of an accident, the way that it happened.
One day I was rappin' 'n' on the beat, Jeff was backin' me up...
'n' all of a sudden, he brought in a cut!
And I dropped my microphone and said:
-   What the? Hold up Jeff! Wait a minute, play it.
He just smiled 'n' said:
-   Yeah...Def, ain't it?
It was (funk)!
It made me wanna (Get, get down)!
And we knew almost at once it was a (Brand new funk)!
So we continued to listen to it, and we knew it was def when I started rappin' to it.
So I gave a hi five to Jeff and without hesitation popped in my cassette!
I took it home that night...and analyzed it.
Rewound tape over 'n' over, and memorized it.
That Friday, we went to the club, and ??????????? with us!
You shoulda seen the people dancin' 'n' shakin' 'n' movin' 'n' jumpin' 'n' spinnin' 'n' clappin',
while the beat-box was groovin' 'n' screamin' 'n' yellin' while holdin' the microphone I was flowin' 
Fresh rhymes I was showin'.
The people said:
-   Yo, keep goin'! So I continued to rock while Jeff was on the beat-box!
Special assistance from my home-boy Ready-Rock!
People fought just to get up front to get (the most out to you?), what we call the brand new funk!

Chorus

Yo Jeff!
 Rock the beat!
Yo Jeff!
 Rock the beat!
Yo Jeff!
 Rock the beat!
(Scratch)
Yo Jeff!
 Rock the beat!
Yo Jeff!
 Rock the beat!
Yo Jeff!
 Rock the beat wit you hands!
(Scratch)
Now get fonky wit the beat!
(Scratch)
Now turn it all around!
(Scratch)

What was original, amazing, astounding, miraculous, remarkable, styling, sensational, stupendous music...that has ever been created is ours, but believe me, it was complicated!
But we have done it. So now we get brief! All on the way to sigh of relief!
This isn't a publicity-stunt! 
It's the raw, untouched, pure, hard brand new funk!

Chorus to fade