Men Of Your Dreams -Will Smith-Jeff Townes-P. Harris- Performed by Will Smith and Jeff Townes Hello....yeah this is Prince, who's this? Yo, wassup baby, how you doin'? Oh, I'm tryin' to see you on a personal tip, you know that, right? Ah come on, you've been tellin' me that for years, you're a little bit older than me, you know. You're 30 years old, I'm 20, age is nothin' but a number baby. Ey, look, I'm young but I'm rrreal strong. He he. Ey look, yeah, I know I know, I can't sport you around in no Benzy, goin' take you out to dinner, be seen that's cool though. A'right, I tell you what, I tell you what. I got somethin' to remedy this problem. Listen what I want ya to do. I want ya to get a globe, right. I want you to spin the globe, spin it hard baby. Pick anywhere in the world 'n' I'll take you there 'n' we'll be together, a'right? You wit that? Greek mythological gods are inferior. Stunts 'n' playboys calm when I'm superior. Any man can look 'n' see where the curds are. It takes a real man to find where the nerds are. Women like huggin', kissin' 'n' caressin' 'n' a ...sloooow undressin'... Calm down, chill out, take your time dude. Don't be all rough 'n' fast like a monsoon! Women are soft and fragile, you know, delicate. It's really not appealin' to them when a fella gets all worked up and rushes to the pinnacle. You might think so, but you they ain't wit it though. Candle-light dinner, just you 'n' her in a nice restaurant is always a winner. Then ah, if she is first with a hand on the purse. If she says no, be patient, don't push it, just wait! Because a woman is a gift to a man. They like it real hard with a gentle hand. So get your act together cause if you trippin' up, if your slippin' out, then FP is pickin' up. All of y'all slack, man, cause what you lackin' I fill up so ain't no need to come back man! Everything ain't always the way that it seems. I'm Fresh Prince, baby-doll, 'n' I'm the man of your dreams! Yo, wassup... Yeah, this is Jeff. Yeah, I heard you talked to Prince today, huh? Yeah...let me guess.... He's "young but strong". Yeah, I kinda figured that. Let me ask you a question. Did he kick the globe-line on you? Yeah, I thought so, I heard that before too. Look, I'm not into geography, so I'm not gonna ask you to spin no globe, 'n' point to where you wanna go or spin no dollars or even do back-simmies when I come into the room, cause I'm not into that. You know, all I'm askin' for is 60 minutes of your time....'n' I could set the whole record straight, know what I'm sayin'. I'm not tryin to say nothin' that's hard or complex. Or get your get you excited with a pose or body-flex. Or when you lovin' on a paid vacation, you know. I'm more into a intellectual ?? ?? I make your mind feel good, your body follows it. I pour lovin' in it, your mind swallows it. I'm not dissin' Prince, cause he's my friend, but, boys 'll be boys 'n' men 'll be men. Ladies...your battery's unstable? Jazzy Jeff got the worlds best jump-cable. 40'000 volts of pure intimacy. That's enticin' to you? Yeah, it was meant to be. Don't debate, degrade, flow your fate. Let he who's jazzy have you concentrate. Think of me 'n' you makin' love as a team. I'm Jazzy Jeff, baby-doll, 'n' I'm the man of your dreams. - Yo, Jeff, what up hop? - Wassup man? - Ey, I heard that you was tryin' to talk yo my girl, now wassup wit that? - What? Your girl? - Yeah, my girl, I heard that you was tryin to talk to my girl, wassup? - Nah...it ain't even like that. Y'know if you was kickin' stronger game she have to call me. - Stronger game? Yo, you was tryin' to push up on my girl, I wanna know wassup wit that. - Once again: your girl? I think we better get the record straight man. - Psch...you said my girl was tryin' to push up on you, ain't to much to be pushin' up on. - That's true, you know, but you know, you kickin' that "spin the globe" 'n' all of that crazy stuff. - A'aight - a'aight, a'aight - a'aight. We ain't even got to go into this. I'm confident of myself, sure you confident of yourself, we let her decide. - Yeah, you know, you can let her decide over a nice candle light dinner over at my spot, cause that's where she gonna be tonight. - Oh, heh, dinner? You better hope she can make it to dinner after she have lunch with me. - Oh yeah? - Yeah, word up! - You eat it off, I end it off. - Yeah a'aight homie, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself. - Oh, I'm scared, I'm scared.