Then She Bit Me
-W. Smith-J. Townes-P. Harris-
Performed by Will Smith


Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to enter the twilight-zone...

I was in a club one Friday.
A lovely lady comes walking my way.
She walked up and she said "hello".
I said:
-  Hi. My name is Joe.
I was lying.
So was she.
She said her name was Donnie, but her shirt said Marie.
She said:
-  You get to know me you'll never forget me.
I said "why".
Then she bit me.
Ouch!
That didn't hurt.
Kinda ???, but she ripped my shirt.
She poisoned me, I went to sleep.
I woke up at her house in the back of a jeep.
A Blazer -89.
Ticket windows, I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is.
But where are my keys?
There they are, in the ignition.
I'm at her house.
It's a TV.
No, it's a cabin, no a skyscraper.
No, it's an igloo, a shack.
Forget it. I'll go around back.
It's a castle, with a mote.
How I get across?
Boat.

Schhhhh, I hate that sound!

I went inside, look right look left.
There she was, oh, no that's Jeff.
He's invisible.
I went downstairs.
It's a loft. 
No, it's a dungeon!
There she is, doin' aerobics.
No, yoga. 
No, that's karate.
-   You killed my teacheeer!
But what a body!

No, he wasn't there.
I'm tellin'  you, I saw him.
No, really, I saw 'm.
He's playin' checkers. 
No, Nintendo.
OK, I'm lyin'.
There she is., watchin' TV.
All my children, no, that's Cosby, no Skiracer, Shaft, no that's Kimba.
My fault, the TV is off.
There she is, what a doll.
No, that's Chucky from Child's play!
I kiss her and she told me this is home!
I think it's the dimension called the twilight-zone.
Where anything can happen!

I'm rough like sandpaper, hard like algebra!
You should be glad that I was nice and I allowed ya to
step on stage, to kick your rhymes off!
I tried to be nice, but you mistook that for softness!
Now I'm sayin' the hell with your opinion!
When I say go, from now on, this is my dominion!
'N' now, there any rapper o step on stage?
'Cause if you do, you'll feel the force of my rage, I'm on a rampage!
Psyche, just kidding.
Jeff wanted to dig that, but I didn't.
I though that it would make the record dumb.
I guess I wasn't wrong.

Terry had a little lamp.
The flakes swirled round like snow.
And everywhere that Mary went.
Soakty-humpty-dump.

Jacky Jerr went up the hill, to fetch a ?? of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown.
Hickory dickory duck!
Got to use the bathroom now.
Psyche, I was drafted.