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Paratrooper Armor Arm Infantry Infantry Alt Army Aviation Ranger Ranger Alt SEAL Corps Artillery Marine Recon Combat Controller Pararescue Special Forces |
Kill the snake! Runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes. "Look, a putty cat. Come ére kitty…Ouch! Hey, that's not a kitty cat." "Ugh! Me see snake. Me likes snake. Ouch! Me not like snake." Has GPS grid on to snake. Couldn't find snake. Back to base for crew rest and the club and some sort of drink called " The Snake ". Plays with the snake, then eats it. Assaults the snake's home and secures it for use by friendly snakes. Expends all ammunition, several grenades and calls for naval gunfire in a failure attempt to kill the snake. The snake bites the SEAL then retreats to safety. Kill snake, but in the process kills several hundreds civilians with a massive TOT with three FA BDEs in support. Mission is considering a success and all participants are awarded a Silver Star. (Cooks, Mechanics, Legal clerks etc.) Fallow the snake and gets lost. Guides the snake elsewhere. Wounds the snake in first encounter then feverishly works to save the snake's life. Make contact with the snake, builds rapport, wins its heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes. |