...Humor Section...
---The Different Theory of US Special Forces------
------------------Snake Model---------------------


Upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operation:

Paratrooper
Armor Arm
Infantry

Infantry Alt

Army Aviation


Ranger
Ranger Alt

SEAL



Corps Artillery




Marine Recon
Combat Controller
Pararescue

Special Forces
Kill the snake!
Runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes.
"Look, a putty cat. Come ére kitty…Ouch!
Hey, that's not a kitty cat."
"Ugh! Me see snake. Me likes snake. Ouch!
Me not like snake."
Has GPS grid on to snake. Couldn't find snake.
Back to base for crew rest and the club and some
sort of drink called " The Snake ".
Plays with the snake, then eats it.
Assaults the snake's home and secures it for use
by friendly snakes.
Expends all ammunition, several grenades and calls
for naval gunfire in a failure attempt to kill the
snake. The snake bites the SEAL then retreats to
safety.
Kill snake, but in the process kills several
hundreds civilians with a massive TOT with three
FA BDEs in support. Mission is considering a success
and all participants are awarded a Silver Star.
(Cooks, Mechanics, Legal clerks etc.)
Fallow the snake and gets lost.
Guides the snake elsewhere.
Wounds the snake in first encounter then feverishly
works to save the snake's life.
Make contact with the snake, builds rapport, wins its
heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes.

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