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---Happiness Is a Hired Gun - Mercenaries------------
So you did your time in the army and can field strip everything from a Makarov to a Chinese nuclear missile, you can fly an Apache helo or an F117 blindfolded, you can parachute directly into Saddam Hussein's Jacuzzi without tripping the disco light alarms and can speak 145 languages (including tribal dialects) and swear in 89 of them. You have been trained to kill a man just by twitching your ears, can make out explosives out of Rice Krispies and list every LIC and Tango group by acronym alphabetically in Russian. You're under 40, fit ready to go private.
Congratulations, you can now work at Depot in the plumbing department or seek employment as a mercenary.
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