Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I
think I've forgotten this before.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you
sleep good?" I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you
get up in the morning and doesn't stop until you get to work.
I had amnesia once or twice.
I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
I Xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it
is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I
say, "I think I might have written that."