* Take the hotel towels

* Pay tolls with $100 bills

* Practice the art of limp handshakes

* Tell the ending of movies

* Give little kids clothes for their birthdays

* Leave the toilet seat up

* Turn on your bright lights for oncoming traffic

* Finish other people´s puzzles

* Use the last square of toilet paper

* Drum your fingers during other people´s presentations

* Blow out other people´s birthday candles

* Don´t leave a message after the beep

* Leave you supermarket cart on the street or in the parking lot

* Block the entrances of elevators, buses and subways

* Eat produce at the market, don´t buy it

* When giving directions, leave out a turn or two

* Toss things out the window, tissues, cigarettes, cellophane food wrappings and those sorts of things

* Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April

* See if you can be the firt one off the plane, even if you are sitting by the window

* Put a title like "Senator" or "Doctor" before your name when making dinner and hotel reservations

* Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons

* Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines

* Snap your gum

* Open umbrellas in crowded hallways

* Announce when you´re going to the bathroom

* Read over other people´s shoulders on the bus

* When it says "Reserved Parking", this means you

* Chew other people´s pencils

* Let doors slam behind you, in other people´s faces

* Tell teenager how things were back in you day

* Pee in the swimmingpool

* Ride on the shoulder until you pass all the jammed traffic, then cut in

* Wear large hats during the movies

* Race the old woman for the last bus seat

* Bring 15 things into the dressingroom

* Draw mustaches on posters

* Don´t rewind videocassettes before you return them

* Walk verry slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you

* Touch strangers

* Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus

* Bite your dentist´s fingers

* Fart in cramped places

* Leave lipstick prints on people´s cheeks and foreheads

* Don´t stand during hymns and anthems

* Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa

* Be "in conference" all the time

* Buy it, wear it, return it

* Tell people they have bad breath

* Eat out with friensd and "forget" you wallet

* Put everyone on speakerphone

* Step on the back of the shoe of the person in front of you

* Make scary faces at babies

* Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team

* Pretend you´re listening

* Shake with you left hand