Can I buy you a spatula?
Bet your wondering why I have no nostrils.
Your crawlspace or mine?
You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.
May I lick your forehead?
Do you always wear you sockd over your shoes?
Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.
What's your favorite flavor of wood?
You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer!